MARS, THE SOLAR SYSTEM, THE MILKY WAY—As an Aries, you’re a go-getter; you wake up in the morning, pound a Celsius, and grind through a truly obscene amount of UWorld questions, all before your classmates have time to pull their pants on. The only thing you hate more than being wrong is the idea that someone else was right. Every March, you pretend St. Patrick’s Day is your birthday and drink the entire bar under the table. You’re fueled by dangerous levels of caffeine and a spite that burns with the fury of a thousand suns.
Failure is not a concept to you; how can it be an option? There’s simply no way you’ll fail a pass/fail exam with a 92% pass rate. The chances are zero. Zilch. None. Nada. Your success is written in the stars, like the Eagles winning the rematch of the Super Bowl rematch or Kanye’s next divorce.
But I’m a Scorpio, so I don’t believe any of this, anyway.
The Humerus Daily 
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